Howie’s Uncut Column
Howie doesn’t get as many words per Herald column as he used to, but sometimes he writes them just as long as he used to. Here’s what today’s column looked like before all...
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HERE COME THE BRIDES!
Time for a bridal shower — Rep. Barney Frank, age 71, is getting hitched to Jim “Dude” Ready, age 42. Can somebody say May-to-December? How will they introduced at state dinners? “Congressman and...
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PAGING LT. GOV. MURRAY….
This is a dramatic recreation of the midnight ride of Crash Murray. WARNING: Do not attempt this at home unless you are either a professional stuntman or politician. Deval Patrick: ‘Impossible’ that Tim...
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FREE MAGNETS!
They’re back. Send for yours today. Just mail a stamped, self-addressed business-size envelope to Mailroom Manager, P.O. Box 812330, Wellesley MA 02482. One magnet per envelope please, and be sure to let the Mailroom...
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“Headline of the Day”
Click here for full story (appears the editors have updated the slug) If you do get crabs, Mumbles, try some A200. It’s the best. [Audio clip: view...
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Mitt was the toast of the GOP. This morning he’s just toast.
Now it turns out Mitt didn’t even win Iowa. Mitt had the governor of South Carolina with him, but Newt Gingrich had the two real power brokers — Juan Williams of Fox...
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New Carpeting!
Great thanks to Dr.Mark DiStefano of the DiStefano Hair Transplant Center for Howie’s new look. The hair restoration complete, no longer can callers make sport of the past debilitating male pattern baldness. Just...
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“Hurry” Murray stepped in it again yesterday…
Lt. Gov. Tim “Hurry” Murray stepped in it again yesterday at the RMV branch office in New Bedford. Check out what the sign above him says. Isn’t that what we’ve all been trying...
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I awoke when our five-year-old daughter crawled into bed with us…
Dear Friends, I want to thank all of you who have expressed your concern and support for me, my wife Tammy and our family, since my serious car accident in...
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High Res Photos of Crash Murray’s Mystery Ride
Suitable for pre-prom senior class assemblies.
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Stop The Presses! Tim Murray
Lt. Gov. Crash Murray poses with a wrecked State Police cruiser… but not his own! This photo is from 2010, and look who’s speaking at the podium — Col. Marian McGovern, the architect...
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Hard Knocks Book Tour!
******************************************************** Howie in Orleans Sat. Jan. 28 ******************************************************** Signed books are available at Wellesly Books 781-431-1160
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